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12.17.2012

Beware The Dog House!

With one week to go before Christmas, it's time to get your game faces on and head to the mall for those last-minute gifts for your wife, girlfriend, or both. While nothing says "Merry Christmas!" quite like a new driver or a 60-degree wedge, Gil Hollander warns that there are severe consequences for those choosing badly, and recommends visiting your nearest Zales location for some pre-gift counseling.

Be advised, some may find the following video disturbing....