"What's He Got, Rossy?" "He's Got No Shot, Kenny"

When the pin is back left, the wind is swirling, and your ass is puckered up tighter than a snare drum, selecting the right club to hit on #17 can be a most daunting proposition. As David Oliver demonstrates below, selecting the right club for one's second shot can be even more daunting, with a litany of swing thoughts that can run through one's head:

• Will the curb come into play on my follow-through, causing the ball to hit me in the nuts?
• Will the bark embedded in the dimples of the golf ball affect its flight to the hole?
• Will I be assessed for the damage I caused to the cart when I hit it with my tee shot, knocking the roof off of its moorings?
• I know one of these assholes has their camera phone out, and I'll probably see it on The Hosel Rocket.