Hoseldog Millionaire

As a consequence of a steep decline in subscription revenues, The Hosel Rocket has been forced to lay off 135 employees at our Mumbai call center who were dedicated to fielding calls from certain subscribers (and you know who you are, Frank Carter) on how to confirm your golf plans via the site email link.
While I'm pleased to announce a new strategic call center partnership with Microsoft, it provides but one call center agent (say hello to Pilavullakandi Thekkeparambil Usha), who will be supporting our subscribers on a very limited budget. So that you won't be SOL when you call P.T.U. for 411, from henceforth we will revert to the email "cattle call" system to solicit your golf plans each week.

I'll send out a message on the group code every Sunday night, along with a similar request on The Rocket which will be posted at the top right-hand column. Please use whichever method works best for you, and please let me or P.T.U. know if you have any questions.