As first reported in today's NY Daily News, Tiger Woods has admitted to romantic conquests with more than 120 women. In an exclusive interview with The Hosel Rocket, Elin Woods expressed outrage that one of her neighbors was left off his list."120 women over the course of our marriage? What's that piece of sh*t bragging about that for?" said the soon to be ex-Mrs. Woods. "Our neighbor, Tim Unverzagt, goes through that many women in a month. Why, here's a picture of him taken with my sister, Helga, at last weekend's Isleworth Homeowners Luau & Herring Festival. Did you know that he has four hands?! He's absolutely skitsnygg! It was his third date of the evening...er, wait a minute, maybe it was the fourth..."
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