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4.06.2010

Yes, We Have No Bananas

As the weather continues to warm here in North Texas, the trees are starting to bloom all over the golf course. The first spring bananas have started to appear in the trees adjacent to the #10 tee box, and banana boats can now be seen plying the waters of the Trinity River basin and Mandalay Canal, another sure sign of spring.

However tempting these yellow beauties may appear, please use caution when venturing into the trees for a banana, as you may experience stiff competition (so to speak) from some of the indigenous species that reside on the course and for whom bananas are a staple in their diet. The attached video depicts one such encounter.

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