Over The Hills (& Far Away) - Hong Kong

On the heels of their disappointing performances in the 2010 La Buena Bola member-guest tournament, Gil Hollander and Tim Unverzagt recently fled the U.S. for Hong Kong, abandoning once-promising careers in the jewelry industry in exchange for lucrative positions as foreign correspondents for The Hosel Rocket.

In their first assignment (pictured above) the daring duo impersonated a pair of famous Chinese acrobats, Chin Tu Fat & Wai Yu Kum Nao, going undercover to help bring down a notorious local prostitution ring.

"Not only did we bust some bad guys, but we got to keep these killer pajamas, and I got to make some new friends," said Mr. Unverzagt. "While they were very appreciative to have been granted their freedom, communication has been somewhat of a challenge. I don’t know if it’s that I don’t understand Cantonese, or the fact that I’m talking to the top of their head. For example, Gil ordered a certain type of spa treatment, but ended up getting a 'blue job' which apparently is a pedicure with Tidy-Bowl. Go figure, it's a crazy country."