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2.08.2012

Man Bites Dog!

"Hey, Eric. Why dontcha reach down
there and fix my ball mark? Gracias."
All members of the LCCC Hole-in-One Club are hereby put on notice that it's once again time to pay up, in this case our very own Mike "The Man Child" Withrow, who recorded an ace during a Super Bowl weekend boondoggle to Las Vegas.

Mike's HIO was recorded at Coyote Springs Golf Course, where he bumped a 9-iron off the hosel and into the jar from 145 yards out, wearing nothing more than a shit-eating grin, Ecco golf shoes, a red Speedo, and a "I (heart) Moonlight Bunny Ranch" tank top.

The hole-in-one was witnessed by Chris Daniels, Steve Holtgrieve, Jeff Forbus, and Eric Hunt, along with a gallery of Las Vegas-area residents that included Sigfreid & Roy, Penn & Teller, Wayne Newton, and Celine Dion (who was driving the beverage cart).

At present, there are 43 members of the HIO Club, meaning that once Mike pays himself (which could take some time), he'll be calling on the rest of the members to complete his $4,200 payday.  Those wanting to get into the club should click here to register.

Congratulations, Mike!
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