When Your Tee Time is Right, Will You Be Ready?

Lacking your customary distance off the tee? Thinking that it might be time to upgrade your driver, or maybe overhaul your entire swing? It could be that you're suffering from something more serious than outdated equipment or a swing resembling a folding lawn chair. 

You could be suffering from PD - Projectile Dysfunction.

Those suffering from PD may experience symptoms including runny nose, dry mouth, loose bowels, hitting driver on #4, frequent urges to urinate, ridicule from their playing partners, and a decrease in semen.

Fortunately, there's no reason to live with the shame and embarassment of PD, as men such as Ted Borek (see above) have found. No, the cure for PD can't be found in your neighborhood pharmacy, but rather on the LCCC driving range, as the accompanying video will illustrate.

Remember, with your help, we can stamp out PD in our lifetime.