ALL THE GOLF NEWS THAT'S FIT TO PRINT...AND A CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT THAT'S NOT

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2.02.2012

Your Nap. Reinvented.

For some, a day at LCCC is more than just a pleasant diversion from the grind of the work week, but rather a grueling test of endurance. 18 holes of golf, a few post-round cocktails on the patio, and several hours of gin rummy can sap the strength of even the hardiest of souls, some of whom occassionally run out of gas before they can make it to the car.
"zzzz...that's it...yes, right there...
...use more whipped cream...zzzz"

In the event you might have missed the announcement in his recent "State of The Club" newsletter, Ron Woolard is pleased to announce LCCC's new ONE Class Sleeper Seats, which can be reserved in the Card Room for a nominal membership upgrade fee of $75/month.

Designed in partnership with American Airlines, Ron claims these seats offer more legroom than any club in the Metroplex, and recline to a full 5 degrees when deployed in the sleeping position. Upholstered in fine naugahyde, each set features Kevlar-reinforced arm rests and casters, along with unlimited popcorn, cable TV, and complimentary wake-up service from Mr. Tee upon arrival the following morning.

Despite being installed for less than a month, the new ONE Class Sleeper Seats have been an instant hit, as former LCCC president James "The Sandman" Cassels demonstrates above, while a patient Cipriano Robles waits for his upgrade.

"LCCC. We Know Why You Snooze."

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