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3.29.2012

Rocket Clubz

As a reminder, tomorrow (March 30) is Demo Day at the club, with a large selection of putters, irons, wedges, fairway woods and drivers available for test drive from a wide range of manufacturers.

Some, it seems, couldn't wait for Demo day to arrive. Fed up with all the marketing hype around TaylorMade's RocketBallz club line, Todd Wilson is the first member of LCCC to play with the new RiverRocket, Model H20.
"Wilson! Come back Wilson!! WILSON!!!"
Manufactured by Nike, this 460-cc, ultra-stiff, weapon of grass destruction features an innovative titanium cavity that delivers a perfect combination of balance, distance, control and, when needed, buoyancy.

With a distinctive head cover crafted from the finest mink scrotum, the RiverRocket is on sale now in the pro shop at a discounted price of $499.  Put one in your bag, and you'll never have to worry about carrying the river to the left of hole #5 again.
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