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4.23.2010

LCCC Drops Third Straight in TGA. Ron Washington Accepts Role as Interim Coach

LCCC proved to be a veritable ground zero yesterday, as the home team lost its third straight match in 2010 TGA League Play to the visitors from Mira Vista, 24 1/2 to 11 1/2. Coach Wenning detonated a spectacular triple-bogey on the last hole, with the ensuing mushroom cloud visible from as far away as Lampasas.

In an effort to halt the team's horrific skid, LCCC management announced that they've retained Texas Rangers skipper Ron Washington as interim coach of the team, with Washington scheduled to take the reins for next Thursday's match at Royal Oaks CC. "I know a thing or two about losing streaks, and this team has fallen faster than a greased manhole cover," said Coach Wash. "Sometimes, you just need to shake things up, and that's exactly what I intend to do, starting with that whippersnapper, Byron Barlow.

1 comment:

Oscar Lopez said...

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