Other than that, Mrs. Woods, how was your Thanksgiving dinner?

Boys against men?
Christians vs. lions?
Joe vs. The Volcano?

However one-sided these comparisons may appear, they may forever be relegated to the archives of history after yesterday's convincing victory by the visitors from Royal Oaks, who trounced the home team from LCCC by a score of 27-9 in the first match of the 2011 TGA League Play series.


"Psst.  Shearburn! These guys aren't b-a-a-a-a-a-a-ad."

Kudos to Mike Bowers and Mike Shearburn (pictured above) for their pluck and courage in serving as DSLs (Designated Sacrificial Lambs) in the Scratch flight, and to Messrs. Hameline, Robles, Robinson, Schmertz, McCallum, and Whitehead for proudly representing LCCC.  Despite the lopsided outcome on the course, Omar in the 19th Hole reported that we outdrank the visitors by a wide margin in the post-match festivities. So we have that going for us. Which is nice.

The good guys will try to get into the "W" column next Thursday, when the squad will travel west on LBJ Freeway to tangle with the guys from DAC.