Club management has asked me to remind everyone that until our on-course restroom renovations are completed, please be considerate when using the port-a-johns adjacent to the #4 and #10 greens. Dave McCallum, you might consider going easy on the Poblano pepper chili next time you're in Austin, and expect an assessment in your next month's bill for the shitter you destroyed on #4.On a related note, you may see (feel) other changes next time you take a spin on one of LCCC's porcelain Hondas. In yet another cost-cutting measure, CCA recently selected a new, Australia-based supplier for its toilet tissue needs, which you can learn about in the following infomercial.
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