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3.05.2010

Over The Hills (& Far Away) - Kuala Lumpur

Les Lewis sends his greetings from Malaysia, where the courses present some unique hazards not found in the hills of Irving. Its a little know fact that the Kuala Lumpur College of Simian Studies(an affiliate of Florida State University), churns out thousands of MBAs and PHDs each year. Most of these proud FSU graduates go on to careers in the forests of Malaysia, where they're adept at stealing cameras, cell phones, and all manner of shiny objects from unsuspecting golfers.

Armed with little more than his nerve, a bottle of Scotch, and a tiny video camera embedded within the Longhorn logo on his visor, Lester channeled his inner Marlon Perkins and bravely ventured deep into the chimps' native habitat - the corner bar - securing the following video of the locals rehashing their day over a cold beverage. Stirring stuff, indeed!

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