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3.12.2010

New Benefit for Signature Gold! Unverzagt Skydiving School!!

Tim Unverzagt (aka, "Ambassador to All Nations") is pleased to announce the opening of his new skydiving school at Addison Municipal Airport. Spouses, nieces, daughters, maids, aunts, grandmothers and/or girlfriends of Signature Gold Members are entitled to three free jumps for the price of one.

Interested students must sign a Libido Waiver and Release of Liability, and complete the training course depicted in the following video.

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