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2.22.2010

Coyote Ugly

We had another coyote sighting on the course yesterday, with an aggressive male tracking Gil all the way up #9, likely attracted by the scent of his Hai Karate after shave. As roadrunners tend to be scarce in North Texas during the winter, maintaining a brisk walking pace is important so as not to allow one of these wily creatures to bring you down.

Please see the following video, provided courtesy of Acme Productions, which provides helpful survival techniques when confronted with a particularly aggressive coyote.

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