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2.21.2010

Renovations

The Hosel Rocket has learned that Ron Woolard recently received an unsolicited bid from a member on the old porcelain fixtures from the course restrooms, removed during the renovation of the facilities. Ron plans to apply these funds to reduce the costs of the project, and has asked all golfers to refrain from using the "porcelain al fresco" until said member (who has asked to remain anonymous) can retrieve his new possessions.

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